• Name: Patrik Holmberg
  • AKA: Saucy (was zAce until around ~2007, and I pronounced it 'sake')
  • Gender: Male
  • Birthday: 1988 March 31
  • Sexuality: Straight
  • Speaks: Swedish (native), English
  • Height: 1.82m
  • Appearance: Dark brown hair, brown eyes, glasses
  • Weight: ~90kg, average body
  • Living condition: By myself
  • Smoking: Non-smoker
  • Alcohol: Rarely drinks, and when I do it's only with friends
  • Location: Sweden, Höör
  • Relationship: Single
  • Working: Working at Höörs Kommun as IT-Administrator
  • Dungeons & Dragons: Zyn, Drow Rogue 3/Ranger 1
  • Playing: World of Warcraft, Factorio
  • Watching: Breaking Bad, waiting for Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. season 4 to start
  • Coding/Website: This website (saucy.se)
  • Coding/Gamedev: Nothing at the moment
  • Optimize, optimize, optimize!
    • Always trying to improve myself and the things I create to be as fast, efficient and easy as possible.
    • I may not know much about stuff, but I'd like to think I'm rather quick to pick up things.
    • Don't know how to improve myself if nobody tells me what I've done wrong.
    • Love fixing and improving anything (coding, etc). Always trying to find the source of the problem(s) to try and improve/fix it!
  • Organized
    • My computer is more organized (talking about files on the harddrive) than my apartment.
    • I have dedicated places for most of my things, so I know exactly where they are if I ever would need them.
    • Punctual. I get extremely stressed if I'm late, so I tend not to be.
  • Patience
    • I have great patience for a lot of things. Something doesn't work? I check if it is possible to fix it before giving up.
    • Very open-minded, we're all different in our own way. Some things just is.
    • I dislike people who have no patience at all, won't even try fixing the problem before giving up.
    • It's hard for me to get angry. If I ever get angry, it's usually something I did and I'm just being hard on myself. You'll notice right away if I'm angry (I don't give a shit about anything, and I usually say the most honest thing about something when I do).
    • I'm pretty quick to forgive people.
    • I guess the Internet have made me jaded, not much that rub me the wrong way.
  • Passion
  • Hard working
    • I try to do my best. If I do the work well the first time, there's no need to redo it later.
    • When working: I'd rather work than do nothing. I dislike people who are lazy, especially if there's something important that must be done.
    • If there's work that I know is boring/hard to do/tedious, I don't whine about it. I just do it.™
  • Honest
    • I'm rather honest than lying. Nothing good comes from lying.
    • If I have no knowledge/little information about a subject that I'm talking about, I almost always let them know that.
  • Introvert
    • Am a pessimist. Example: If I were to expect a test to go great, I'd be really sad if the results were bad. So I automatically expect bad test results (until proven otherwise), I don't get as sad that way.
    • I'd rather be at home than go to a club, but it could change depending on who's asking me to join them.
    • I don't like it when people are arguing.
    • I usually don't answer hidden or unknown numbers calling me. I want to check who called me before calling back.
    • I'd rather listen than talk. I dislike small talk (I'm very bad at it), especially when I have to come up with topics to talk about.
    • I find it hard think of topics to talk about. I'd say I have low general knowledge about most things, except for: games, tv-series, movies, IT & technology. Not much left to talk about!
    • Extremely bad at explaining anything.
    • I have my routines. If I'm ever unsure about something, I fallback to my routines. Example: If somebody at a party/at work offers food but people being offered food haven't taken any yet, I don't go and get any food either until someone else has taken it.
    • There's nothing you could do to embarrass me. I handle that myself. Awkward is my middle name.
    • I like it when people like me.
    • Shy at first, until I can find something that connects us I open up pretty fast.
    • Automatically assume all women are in a relationship, sometimes easier for me to talk to women if I assume they're in a relationship.
  • CPU: Intel Core i7 920, 2.66GHz
  • Motherboard: ASUS P6T Deluxe V2
  • Graphics card: HD5850 1GB Black Edition
  • Memory: Corsair 12GB DDR3 1600MHz PC3-12800
  • Power supply: Corsair HX 750W 80+
  • Case: Antec Twelve Hundred ATX
  • HDD #1 (SSD): SSD 80GB Intel X25-M G2 2
  • HDD #2: HD1TB Samsung SP SATA-2 7200RPM Spinpoint F3
  • HDD #3: HD1TB Samsung SP SATA-2 7200RPM Spinpoint F3
  • HDD #4 (External): Western Digital Extern HDD Elements Desktop 2.0 2TB
  • OS: Windows 7 Ultimate 64bit
  • Monitor #1: BenQ 24" LCD G2420HD
  • Monitor #2: Samsung 24" LCD Syncmaster 2494HS
  • Headset: Logitech G930 Wireless Gaming Headset
  • Mouse: Razer DeathAdder 2013
  • Keyboard: A simple Dell keyboard (can't find a name on it)
  • Watercooling part #1: EK-FC5850 - Acetal
  • Watercooling part #2: EK-Supreme HF - Acetal
  • Watercooling part #3: EK-DCP 2.2 (12V DC Pump)
  • Watercooling part #4: T-line G1/4
  • Watercooling part #5: EK-CoolStream RAD -XT (480), G1/4
  • LOVE coding. Debugging and figuring out how things work is my favorite thing!
  • Always listening to music.
  • I hate people who make promises and doesn't keep them.
  • I'm bad at math (and I'm a programmer?!).
  • I'm pretty OK at speaking & understanding the English language. I rather have something in English than my native tongue (Swedish), examples: a game, the OS I'm using, subtitles for a movie or tv-series, etc.
  • If there's an English word I can't spell, I Google it.
  • When I get depressed I delete all my social media posts.
  • I listen to music because of the rhythm and beat usually, I don't really care if there's lyrics in it. As long as the lyrics fit the rest, it's fine. Often listen to movie/game soundtracks.
  • Have only driven a car once (not very far).
  • I'm bad at finding out if there's any rumors about me (good or bad).
  • My life is awfully uninteresting.
  • I'm bad at cooking (lazy, really. I hate spending time cooking, that time I could spend on something else).
  • I love space and everything there is about it (some of my favorite 'space' movies: Interstellar, Alien, Star Wars, Men in Black, Starship Troopers, WALL-E).
  • Knowledge is power. If I could have a super-power, I'd choose that I would know EVERYTHING.
  • I'd rather buy brand new things than old used things.
  • Awfully bad at learning things about others. I usually learn things about other people after a while and not directly from that person.